About AskGork

AskGork is the brainchild of former child genius Gork Van Donsler, FPhD (Former Ph.D). It began in 2008 as a spiritual, creative journey and morphed into so much less than that. Wielding a strange but artful lexicon, Gork fielded questions ranging from the practical to the absurd. Despite changing the rules for write-in Q&A platforms and establishing a loyal following, GVD faded into obscurity nearly as quickly and as quietly as he had arrived. By the end of 2009, Gork vanished completely. Having resurfaced scarcely since then to answer a handful of questions he clearly made up himself and peddle his worthless wares, the story of Gork Van Donsler slipped away into legend. Now, approaching its 16th anniversary, Gork has bewilderingly returned...wiser, bolder, and more derisive than ever before.

As always, Gork is not responsible for anything pertaining to anything. Heed his (and anyone's) advice at your own risk. 

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