Jamrags and Johnny's (October 2008)

Gork,

One of my muckers recently told me I need to "loosen up." Should I listen to him or is he just a poof? I thought I was pretty deadly already.

-Too Tight in Tipperary

Too Tight, 

Your mucker's right on the money. Sounds to me like you're wound up like a dickey dazzler makin tits with a doxie. It might be time to head to the local for a pint or two. Then again, that hoor's melt of a mucker might need a square kick to the gooter.

-Gork