Hi Gork, I just wanted to share a friends story:
My friend and I made a PACT. SHE has been after this stud-muffin guy for along while. He rides a horse on the weekends, pretends he’s in a western or something. He plays the guitar and sings too. ME, I have been after this one sensuous lady for quite a awhile...she doesn’t have big boobers, but they are large enough; her hips are the real winners. She wears goodwill trash-clothes and likes to go out and dance the night away. Anyways, I thought of a plan to help each other out. If I start getting together with my lady and there is a pesky guy sniffing around, my friend will run into the guy at a coffee shop or something and flirt his ass off, hopefully to throw him off the trail. I will do the same for her, if I am not with my love. But the pact ended when we had sax last night and now we are together for the time being. We decided life may be like a vapor and you have to get while the getting’s good. I am hoping we can be mature enough so that it doesn’t ruin our friendship when we break up.
- Ed Timmy Eastborough, Colorado
Eddie,
I normally don't consider random anecdotes that don't culminate with some sort of question, but I've inferred that you are asking how this will end up. I'm not sure how to answer that.
First off, you're complicating your life a lot with these pacts and caps locks. Secondish, who says you and PACT lady are going to break up? It seems like maybe you guys have some kind of saxy connection. I think the best thing to do here is to try to get the pretend-cowboy-stud-muffin and your other sensous lady friend together. If they hit it off, then fate is trying to tell you that you were never good enough for those hotties anyways. If they don't hit it off, then you will not have learned very much, and will probably end up more confused. Hey, you gotta take some risks sometimes right? Get out there and sax it up a little with the skank.
-gvd